Celebrity Quotes
I was looking at some celebrity quotes. When Shaquille O’Neal was asked whether he’d seen the Parthenon on his trip to Greece, he said, “I can’t remember the names of all the clubs we went to.” Madonna said that she wanted to be like Gandhi, John Lennon, and Martin Luther King, “Except I want to live.” Paris Hilton said, “What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell wall stuff?” Trace Adkins said, “We are the most powerful nation on the globe, and by God, that comes with benefits! I’m not saying we should travel in arrogance or cockiness and strut through downtown Baghdad expecting people to part like the Red Sea. All I ask is for the rest of the world to treat Americans with respect so we don’t have to kill you.” Last but not least, Jessica Simpson: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is it fish? I know it’s Tuna, but it says: Chicken of the Sea.”
But when you look like these people do (at least on camera), nobody really cares if you’re dumber than a bag o’ hammers.
